Adult Funny Jokes

Once lady: how come ur husband always comes home on time?
Another lady: I have made a simple rule,
Sex will be sharp at 9 pm whether u r here or not.

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Sunny leone hot sms

Doctor: what expressions r on ur hubby's face during sex?
sunny leone : anger
Doctor: why??????????????????
sunny leone : because he is always watching from the window.

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double meaning sms

Girl: I want a responsible man as a husband.
Man: that's me,
Whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighbourhood,
that say I m responsible.

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Santa sms in english

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Santa and a girl were having sex, suddenly
Santa asks: do u have aids?
Girl : no.............
Santa : thank god! I didn't want to get that again.

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Manager and wife sms

Manager and secretary went to the hotel,
When they want to be the bed, manager asked, Do you want me to treat u as wife or secretary?
She said, As a wife,
Manager: ok good night and sweet dreams

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